Hello, my lovely listeners!

I am excited to announce that today, we have released a classic version of "The Wolf and the Seven Kids," which I've narrated myself! You can find this enchanting fairy tale podcast within your Spotify or Apple subscription. And as a special treat, it's available for free on Apple until April 6th!

After a day of narration, I'm feeling a bit tired, but there's still something I wanted to share with you all. Many of our newsletter subscribers have expressed curiosity about the creative mastermind behind Cala Vox, so I thought I'd introduce you to my boss, Dr. Cala Sana.

Greetings, dear Chatswolds Chronicles devotees!

'Tis I, Lottie, your ever-enchanted scribe and podcast enchantress.

Alas, I must beg your indulgence, for today's whimsical words shall take a detour to the realm of advertising copy. You see, as much as I revel in regaling you with tales of our bewitching Chatswolds, the resources to maintain such a magical endeavor are not always of the sustainable sort.

Thus, in order to continue weaving our auditory spell as a podcast speaker, I must occasionally dabble in the arcane art of promotion to keep the cauldron bubbling and the coins jingling. Fear not, for the enchantment shall not wane, and I promise to return to our regularly scheduled fantastical fables posthaste!

Well then:

The Witch is Back...and She's Got Wi-Fi: A Comical Spin on Jorinda and Joringel in the Digital Age

Hey there, it's Lottie, and I'm back to talk more about the classic fairy tale "Jorinda and Joringel." Last time, I wondered how the story would be different if it were set in the present day. Today, I want to take that idea a step further and explore what a modern retelling of the tale would look like.

Let's start with Jorinda. Instead of being a passive victim, she'd be a strong, independent woman who stands up to the witch and tries to break free on her own. Maybe she's a social media influencer who uses her platform to spread awareness about the witch's evil deeds. Or maybe she's a hacker who tries to infiltrate the witch's computer system to gather intel.

(presented by Lottie)

Hey hey, what's up, everybody! It's your girl Lottie, and today I wanna introduce you to a seriously cool dude. I'm talking about an older gentleman who's out here entertaining senior citizens with some of the most unique stories you've ever heard.

I'm talking about stories that'll make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. This guy is a true wordsmith, and he's got a gift for storytelling that's just out of this world. Now, I know what you might be thinking – "Lottie, isn't he just catering to old folks?" But trust me, these stories are so good that people of all ages will get a kick out of 'em.

So, if you're looking for some fresh, creative, and entertaining content, then you gotta check out this guy's stories. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way.

Alrighty, let's get down to business – we've got things to do, places to be, and dreams to chase. But you know what? I'm not gonna stress about it. I'm gonna take it one step at a time, enjoy the ride, and make the most of every moment. 

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